apparently, neither myself nor @heyitsnoah are on the NYTimes Open guest list due to SABOTAGE and INTRIGUE! 02/20/09 03:35PM #

@buzz Swing by TBG if you need a printer. 02/20/09 02:52PM #

I'm going gung freakin ho into Six Sigma starting tomorrow. 02/20/09 02:54AM #

Has anyone made a Snuggie that lets dudes pee while wearing the blanket? Third hole? Because, seriously, dudes pee sometimes. While cold. 02/20/09 02:25AM #

Murray just ate a freaking ramekin of nutritional yeast gravy. And a pile of barely sautéed broccoli. Murray is a KITTY CAT. 02/20/09 02:21AM #

@naterkane It's brutal. I'd rather commute than get totally ripped off. 02/19/09 03:16PM #

Starting to passively look for houses again. Trulia search remembers about 50 cities and 5 states from my prior searches. Wanderlust... 02/19/09 03:04PM #

Why do folks want to put the focus ON the iPhone? It's best when it disappears into the background. Don't make users shake something. Don't. 02/18/09 10:39PM #

I wish everyone would stop making me feel bad for missing anthony's party! 02/18/09 01:28PM #

@pfeffunit My opinion and fact are indistinguishable. Learn it. Love it. 02/11/09 06:57PM #

@JustinBaum get off my lawn. 02/07/09 11:30PM #

@justingirard That's @ryantomorrow NOW. He skipped the gym and pigged out today. It's disgusting. He makes me sad, and barfy. 02/06/09 05:13PM #

@flight404 damn, wasted that support ticket quickly enough. 02/05/09 11:55PM #

@schutzsmith are you sick, too? 02/05/09 11:50PM #

Woke up too late for the gym - have a meeting at NY Times this morning. Guess that's an ok excuse. 02/05/09 01:34PM #

Late submitting my bio, but my Web 2.0 Expo SF session is now listed. http://www.web2expo.com/webexsf2009/public/schedule/detail/7829 01/29/09 01:04AM #

@AdamMiller the leeks are the stars. 01/29/09 01:01AM #

@hams Reminds me of that time you went jogging in the Castro. 01/28/09 08:28PM #

@nattylux It's a new type of spambot. I was added by some "girl" who only follows Toby* guys. Blocked! 01/25/09 05:49PM #

@ozsultan get in touch with @ryantomorrow about the clothing thing. you know ryan, right? 01/19/09 05:07PM #

@2xlp every one, every player, every machine. something to do with AC3. 01/19/09 02:58AM #

@RickWebb That statistic doesn't help me as much as a fat bottle of Xanax. Either way, I am game (now)! 01/17/09 02:18AM #

I feel like crap that has no hope of ever being anything but crap. No fertilizing beautiful flowers in my future. Just crap. Woe is me. 01/14/09 01:48PM #