Can't make it to the NYTimes Open today because I have 6 hours of meetings. 02/20/09 01:09PM #

@pfeffunit My opinion and fact are indistinguishable. Learn it. Love it. 02/11/09 06:57PM #

@eargang I own no parka, sir. 02/11/09 02:24AM #

@2xlp yeah i stopped following him as well for the same reasons. 02/11/09 01:51AM #

@steveweiss Let them know there is quite a bit of code, but also theory and advice around it. :) 02/03/09 02:48PM #

Boston isn't THAT far from NYC. So how can pizza and bagels here suck SO MUCH? Turn off the baseball and fix your recipes, people! 02/03/09 01:56PM #

Fuck you, L train. 02/01/09 06:24PM #

@flight404 code clock? 01/31/09 02:02AM #

@strutteratlanta Both leave you sitting in a pile of crap. 01/29/09 03:30PM #

Twitter movie reviews: Revolutionary Road - The characters are miserable because the actors playing them suck. 01/27/09 03:49AM #

@sansumbrella Nah, you're too tall. No way to hover over you and make you sweat. 01/26/09 08:23PM #

Ok, folks - I do not really want to go on a cruise. I was just temporarily brainwashed by a commercial that kept playing. 01/20/09 01:40PM #