apparently, neither myself nor @heyitsnoah are on the NYTimes Open guest list due to SABOTAGE and INTRIGUE! 02/20/09 03:35PM #

@flight404 I was a line cook at The Grit (google it, fucker) so I make the best gravy in the whole world. Don't mock. It's amazing. 02/20/09 02:23AM #

Foodies: favorite Atlantic City restaurants? 01/26/09 12:37AM #

Looks like I'll be speaking at the Web 2.0 Expo in SF. If anyone is going, I'll pay you to clap when I say stuff! 01/15/09 08:46PM #